Get it?! American Aquarium Drinker! (Finals Week Comics Vol. 1)

Hey, it's early May, which can only mean one thing: FINALS WEEK! That's right, those of us too smart to prepare for final exams before the very last minute but stupid enough to actually go to an American college get to lose sleep and weight the fast, stressful way while fighting temptation to say, "forget it" and waste time trying to actually make a good webcomic. So, in honor of this very special occasion, we have a whole week of subpar cartoons slapped together as quickly as possible. Enjoy today's Wilco reference!