Wednesday, April 30, 2008
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Friday, April 25, 2008
Revolutionary Pigeon Starts A Revolution
This comic was inspired by a joke by Bill Hicks. Thanks for the laughs, Bill!
Wednesday, April 23, 2008
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Friday, April 18, 2008
Wednesday, April 16, 2008
Monday, April 14, 2008
Friday, April 11, 2008
Wednesday, April 9, 2008
John Cleese's Obama Speech.
British comedian John Cleese, most famous for his work with Monty Python, has endorsed Senator Barack Obama for President of the United States, and stated that he would like to write speeches for Obama. This really only has one outcome:
I have to say, it's a step up.
I have to say, it's a step up.
Monday, April 7, 2008
Your Monthly Either/Or
In case you think this is made up, check it out. Divided by Highway 74, these two towns were unfortunately named considering their proximity.2009-02-08 – Goddammit, failblog.
Friday, April 4, 2008
Thursday, April 3, 2008
An Open Letter To Yoko Ono
Dear Yoko Ono Lennon,
First of all, thank you for repeatedly writing to Mark David Chapman's parole board to keep him in prison. The day he is released, I will probably drop whatever I am doing and find him to introduce him to the ground. The resulting arrest and possible prison time for assault would ruin my future, so thank you for preventing me from screwing up my life.
You should also know that, unlike quite a few other Beatles fans, I do not blame you in any way for the dissolution of the group. It's stellar that four amazingly talented minds were able to control their egos and continue working together as long as they did, and it's certainly not your fault that the greatest of them happened to meet and fall in love with you.
I'm also very forgiving about the Acoustic release. Yes, 75% of the songs included had already been released years earlier on the John Lennon Anthology box set, and some were even on the Wonsaponatime best-of compilation of that box set, but there were a few new gems in the Acoustic compilation, and putting the chord changes in the lyrics was nothing short of generous.
Hell, I'll even overlook your "performance" at Pitchfork Music Festival last year. Your off-key whale singing was a pretty okay alternative to Girl Talk's over-crowded and poorly-planned set, so that was cool.
But the one thing that I cannot excuse is the fact that you had John cremated. I understand the spiritual reasons for it, and can sympathize, but, in cremating John, you forever eliminated the possibility of him coming back to life in a Christ-like fashion. I mean, come on, how hard is it to just put the man in the ground and hope for the best?
I ask because there is a festival in San Francisco coming up this summer called San Francisco's Outside Land's Music & Arts Festival that has literally the best lineup I have ever seen. Radiohead, Wilco, Beck, Andrew Bird, Devendra Banhart, Rodrigo y Gabriella, and M. Ward. How could it possibly be any better? Well, I can think of one way. Take a look:
Does that not look cool? That is the only way that festival could possibly be any better, and thanks to you, it's not going to happen. I just find it incredibly irresponsible that you would ruin this potential miracle for all of John's loyal fans. I just wish you had thought of a messiah-like reanimation when you made the arrangements for his cremation.
-A
First of all, thank you for repeatedly writing to Mark David Chapman's parole board to keep him in prison. The day he is released, I will probably drop whatever I am doing and find him to introduce him to the ground. The resulting arrest and possible prison time for assault would ruin my future, so thank you for preventing me from screwing up my life.
You should also know that, unlike quite a few other Beatles fans, I do not blame you in any way for the dissolution of the group. It's stellar that four amazingly talented minds were able to control their egos and continue working together as long as they did, and it's certainly not your fault that the greatest of them happened to meet and fall in love with you.
I'm also very forgiving about the Acoustic release. Yes, 75% of the songs included had already been released years earlier on the John Lennon Anthology box set, and some were even on the Wonsaponatime best-of compilation of that box set, but there were a few new gems in the Acoustic compilation, and putting the chord changes in the lyrics was nothing short of generous.
Hell, I'll even overlook your "performance" at Pitchfork Music Festival last year. Your off-key whale singing was a pretty okay alternative to Girl Talk's over-crowded and poorly-planned set, so that was cool.
But the one thing that I cannot excuse is the fact that you had John cremated. I understand the spiritual reasons for it, and can sympathize, but, in cremating John, you forever eliminated the possibility of him coming back to life in a Christ-like fashion. I mean, come on, how hard is it to just put the man in the ground and hope for the best?
I ask because there is a festival in San Francisco coming up this summer called San Francisco's Outside Land's Music & Arts Festival that has literally the best lineup I have ever seen. Radiohead, Wilco, Beck, Andrew Bird, Devendra Banhart, Rodrigo y Gabriella, and M. Ward. How could it possibly be any better? Well, I can think of one way. Take a look:
Does that not look cool? That is the only way that festival could possibly be any better, and thanks to you, it's not going to happen. I just find it incredibly irresponsible that you would ruin this potential miracle for all of John's loyal fans. I just wish you had thought of a messiah-like reanimation when you made the arrangements for his cremation.-A
Wednesday, April 2, 2008
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